Hot Pizza

Nameless waiter comes to serve North Customer his Vegetarian Pizza, still hot and steaming from the oven. Nameless waiter walks away but is called to the table 5 minutes later.

Waiter: Good evening sir, how may I help you?

Customer: Look at this pizza. The cheese is runny.

Waiter: Yes sir, it's... a hot pizza. The cheese would be melted.

Customer: The cheese is runny! It is not set! I have come to Pizza Hut many times and this is not what they give me. This is not pizza hut standard!

Waiter: Ok sir, would you like me to call my manager over..

Customer: So what are you going to do about it?

Waiter: What would you like to do about it, after all you are the experienced customer..

Customer: You cannot talk to me like that!! You cannot!

Waiter: No sir, forgive me for the misunderstanding, I merely meant to enquire if you have had such experiences before, and if so how did the other outlets recompense?

Customer: Nevermind, let me talk to your manager...

And so 10 mins later, Nameless Waiter brings a fresh, well-set Vegetarian Pizza to North Customer and his mother, and takes away the pan containing the inferior pizza of which only half remains...