Quotes from Gamespot reviewers

"However, this is not to say that there isn't any real depth to the game, as there's actually a surprising amount of strategy that can go into matches, the least of which is knowing when, where, and how to most effectively attack."

"Because of its absurdly simple control scheme, which features only two attack buttons, Brawl is by far one of the most accessible fighting games available on the market."

-Gamespot reviewer's 9.5/10 review of Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Does it not smell... fishy?

Another reviewer used the word 'exuberant' as an adjective to 'brutality'... ... Exuberant brutality. How creative of him.

Hmm. There is a button that allows me to color my words. Brilliant.