HAPPY NEW THINGS!
Mmmm.... I got a new phone, I got new jeans... I learnt something new about gift giving. Never give people clocks because it's supposed to be bad luck (Another of those chinese wordplay things). Just an hour ago, I was blessed to receive a new experience.
I went with my Mom for a Thai Massage! Pure Pwnaaage... I just have to describe it. The lady who massaged me cracked my neck, my lower back, my upper back, and massaged just about every part of my body, even my fingers! 'Every part of my body' does not, of course, include genitalia, although she did come rather close to that area to massage the hip and pelvic joints... I got a head massage and a foot massage too, and I managed, roughly, to memorize some of the more basic (and less dangerous) techniques that she used. 45 Mins of massaging goodness in total!
Let me take this time to declare, with a loud voice, to all the cynics and the voices... opposed to good stuff... that I believe, from the bottom of my heart: 'The art of massage (honest to good ones)should be taught everywhere, and practiced everywhere too, between friends and lovers and spouses and families.' It's such a rejuvenating gift of time to the person who receives it, and it's a great way to communicate, and to communicate love and care, through 'physical touch' (One of the Five Love Languages by Gary Chapman) and the gift of that 5-15 mins of time you give to the recipient. It might not permanently correct back problems (as I had initially hoped), but it will definitely create a sense of relaxation and comfort, increase blood circulation, and tune muscles for the recipient.
Now, I know that some people, such as *****, will be probably be trying to think of some witty thing to quip or quote in the spirit of mockery and amusement at what seems to h** to be a ridiculous statement. Let me ask you something, don't you think that your mom might appreciate a massage after a hard day's work? Might it not surprise her that her child has spontaneously offered to rub her aching shoulders and offer 10 mins of time to her? Or perhaps if you asked her for one, would she not give it to you (unless she was not able), knowing how sore you must be feeling from all your studying and your chionging?
No, unnamed person(s). Do not quip, do not remark. Instead, take a few days to let the meaning of this wonderful message sink in... and then embrace it, one massage at a time, until the world becomes a better place. Really. Seriously.
I went with my Mom for a Thai Massage! Pure Pwnaaage... I just have to describe it. The lady who massaged me cracked my neck, my lower back, my upper back, and massaged just about every part of my body, even my fingers! 'Every part of my body' does not, of course, include genitalia, although she did come rather close to that area to massage the hip and pelvic joints... I got a head massage and a foot massage too, and I managed, roughly, to memorize some of the more basic (and less dangerous) techniques that she used. 45 Mins of massaging goodness in total!
Let me take this time to declare, with a loud voice, to all the cynics and the voices... opposed to good stuff... that I believe, from the bottom of my heart: 'The art of massage (honest to good ones)should be taught everywhere, and practiced everywhere too, between friends and lovers and spouses and families.' It's such a rejuvenating gift of time to the person who receives it, and it's a great way to communicate, and to communicate love and care, through 'physical touch' (One of the Five Love Languages by Gary Chapman) and the gift of that 5-15 mins of time you give to the recipient. It might not permanently correct back problems (as I had initially hoped), but it will definitely create a sense of relaxation and comfort, increase blood circulation, and tune muscles for the recipient.
Now, I know that some people, such as *****, will be probably be trying to think of some witty thing to quip or quote in the spirit of mockery and amusement at what seems to h** to be a ridiculous statement. Let me ask you something, don't you think that your mom might appreciate a massage after a hard day's work? Might it not surprise her that her child has spontaneously offered to rub her aching shoulders and offer 10 mins of time to her? Or perhaps if you asked her for one, would she not give it to you (unless she was not able), knowing how sore you must be feeling from all your studying and your chionging?
No, unnamed person(s). Do not quip, do not remark. Instead, take a few days to let the meaning of this wonderful message sink in... and then embrace it, one massage at a time, until the world becomes a better place. Really. Seriously.
posted by moet at 6:30 AM
1 Comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....... I'm all for having massages from professionals and even simple rubs from friends(Times after army exercises come to mind). But this is not something I would ask for or it would just be awkward. No need to get defensive my metro friend. *wink. (oh and it's especially weird that you would think of them massaging your penis, just so you know, massaging is such a benign... experience o_o)
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