There is truth in fiction.

Dear dod,

Grass is a many splendored thing.

And with you, guys would want more than flings.

So though you may have all the bling

And all the money lust can bring

Remember that you have a voice to sing

And shapely legs to jump and spring

Money doesn't mean a thing

When placed next to a wedding ring,
sincerely and lovingly presented.

And finally,

Getting rejected by hot girls, stings.

Stung many a time by hot girls, I have been.


And you too, have stung me of late,

So please stop with all the self-hate.