Blabber; Babble

Verily, she is the embodiment of grace and refinement, and to stand in the light of her blessed countenance is to know that God's favor shines upon thee. To be in her presence is to feel awkward and angular, rough-spoken and coarse by comparison; her eyes so distant and her brow so noble, her.... ... blargh this isn't working out. Not enough flowery womanly-beauty-worship words... ...

But know that she is not among us, dear readers. For if it were known to me that she should lower herself to mingle in this establishment of commoners, tribute would be unerringly paid to her at the beginning and end of every post. Such grace and beauty, the likes of which robs tongues of their wit, and minds of their clarity, ... ...

To be edited, eventually.